A priest was hearing confession one evening when an elderly gentleman entered the confessional.
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’m 80 years old and have been faithful to my wife for all of 60 years of our marriage. That all ended last night when I spent the evening with 2 attractive twins that just moved into our building.”
“Our God is a merciful God. Tell me, when was your last confession?”
“Never. I’m Jewish.”
“Then why are you telling me your confession?”
“Are you kidding? At my age, I’m telling EVERYONE!!”