VERN'S FUNERAL

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends  Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every  Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,  So for hi[...]

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: You may visit t[...]

Body Meeting

BODY MEETING : All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the[...]

Joke of the day

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes l[...]