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joke of the day

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to
enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a
general seated in the back. The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?”
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, “General Wheeler.”
“I’m sorry, I can’t let you through. You’ve got to have a sticker on the windshield.”
The general said, “Drive on!”
The sentry said, “Hold it! You really can’t come through. I have orders to shoot if you
try driving in without a sticker.”
The general repeated, “I’m telling you, son, drive on!”
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, “General, I’m new at this. Do I shoot
you or the driver?”

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was toenter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with ageneral seated in the back. The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?”The chauffeur, a corporal, says, “General Wheeler.”“I’m sorry, I can’t let you through. You’ve got to have a sticker on the windshield.”The general said, “Drive on!”The sentry said, “Hold it! You really can’t come through. I have orders to shoot if youtry driving in without a sticker.”The general repeated, “I’m telling you, son, drive on!”The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, “General, I’m new at this. Do I shootyou or the driver?”

joke of the day

A terrorist blows himself up and goes up to Heaven where he sees St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and says, “Are you Mohammed?”

St. Peter says. “No, he’s further up.”

He walks up further and sees Jesus. “Are you Mohammed?”

Jesus says, “No, he’s further up…”

Walks on further and sees God with a big beard. “You must be Mohammed!”

“No,” says God, “I’m God, take a seat. Would you like tea?”

The terrorist sits down and says, “Yes, please, I’d love some tea.”

God calls out loudly “Mohammed! Two teas now and make it quick!”

joke of the day

One evening, little Johnny was with his mother in the bath. He pointed at his mother’s
breasts, and asked what they were. She told him that they were balloons, and when
someone tries to blow them up, they’d go in the air, straight to heaven.
About two days later, Johnny ran into the kitchen and screams, “Mother, mother, come
and look! Sister is dying!!!”
“Why?” asked his mother. “Because her boyfriend is on top of her, blowing her balloons,
and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming.’”

joke of the day

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

“I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he
replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman “I
would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
“Darn, he recognized me,” she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time:
haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, and then waited a few days before she
again approached the salesman. “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”
“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.