If you thought you had parking problems, guess again.
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was toenter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with ageneral seated in the back. The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?”The chauffeur, a corporal, says, “General Wheeler.”“I’m sorry, I can’t let you through. You’ve got to have a sticker on the windshield.”The general said, “Drive on!”The sentry said, “Hold it! You really can’t come through. I have orders to shoot if youtry driving in without a sticker.”The general repeated, “I’m telling you, son, drive on!”The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, “General, I’m new at this. Do I shootyou or the driver?”
A terrorist blows himself up and goes up to Heaven where he sees St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and says, “Are you Mohammed?”
St. Peter says. “No, he’s further up.”
He walks up further and sees Jesus. “Are you Mohammed?”
Jesus says, “No, he’s further up…”
Walks on further and sees God with a big beard. “You must be Mohammed!”
“No,” says God, “I’m God, take a seat. Would you like tea?”
The terrorist sits down and says, “Yes, please, I’d love some tea.”
God calls out loudly “Mohammed! Two teas now and make it quick!”
One evening, little Johnny was with his mother in the bath. He pointed at his mother’s
breasts, and asked what they were. She told him that they were balloons, and when
someone tries to blow them up, they’d go in the air, straight to heaven.
About two days later, Johnny ran into the kitchen and screams, “Mother, mother, come
and look! Sister is dying!!!”
“Why?” asked his mother. “Because her boyfriend is on top of her, blowing her balloons,
and she’s screaming, ‘Oh God, I’m coming.’”
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Now this really is the joke of the day.
Some people really have too much time on their hands… And too well living. Meanwhile so many people, or animals, are starving and getting murdered.
Really, what are they thinking? We can see what they’re really thinking when off camera