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Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a bet. “Let's say we bet $50.” Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They do a great g[...]

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In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of the person in front of him. The person turns and asks, “What the hell you are doing?” “Well,” says the guy[...]

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off[...]

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for[...]

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[like] Two little boys are talking to each other. One of them says, “What does your dad do for a living?” The other says, “He is a lawyer.” The first one says, “Honest?” “No,[...]

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[like] The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins: 1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty. [...]

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need [...]

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check[...]

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A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads, “Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L.L.D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice.” Suddenly, Mur[...]

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A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,”" replied th[...]