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Two nuns decide they're going to sneak out of the convent and have a real night on the town. They hit all the bars and dance clubs, and decide they've finally got to head back to[...]

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Hillbilly Herman was drafted, and on his first day as an enlisted man, he was given a comb; the next day the army barber sheared off his hair. On the third day, he was given a to[...]

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Because the husband had just gotten home from a six-month tour of duty, the husband and wife were furiously making love when, all of a sudden, the wind slammed a door shut somewh[...]

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A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army. “But, wait a minute,” said the listener, “She'll have to dress with the boys and shower wi[...]

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The General was ordered by the Secretary of Defense to gather his officers from the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Force and try and figure out why there's so much difficulty [...]

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During Marine Corp basic training, one private was being hassled by his drill instructor. “Well,” snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered recruit, “I suppose after you ge[...]