Joke of the day

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you[...]

Forgeries in the Bible?!

Yea, that's a surprise. It seems they had their own wacks at the time: Bart D. Ehrman, a renowned biblical scholar, makes the charges in his new book “Forged.” “There were a [...]

Joke of the day

A priest was hearing confession one evening when an elderly gentleman entered the confessional. “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm 80 years old and have been faithful to m[...]

Joke of the day

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him [...]

Joke of the day

A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies, not the original [...]

Joke of the day

A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, “Your Eminence, do we have a deal for you. If you change The Lord's Prayer from [...]

Joke of the day

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to[...]

Joke of the day

Brother John entered the "Monastery of Silence" and the Abbott said, "Brother, this is a silent monastery; you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I [...]

Joke of the day

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?” “I think so,” the man replied. “My wi[...]