Two nuns decide they're going to sneak out of the convent and have a real night on the
town. They hit all the bars and dance clubs, and decide they've finally got to head back
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father's business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God
Preacher: “How come I never see you in church anymore, Morris?”
Morris: “There are too many hypocrites there, Reverend.”
Preacher: “Don't worry, Morris; there's always room for o[...]
After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her students how they
celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose father ran a local toy store, she
A dying man called in a rabbi and a priest and tells them he is giving each 1 million dollars but they have to put the money in his grave.
Two weeks later the man dies, and at th[...]
Three men of the cloth -- a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi -- were
counting collections taken during services for the week. They were trying to come up
with an e[...]
Offerings had been down the past several Sundays and the preacher decided he had to do
something to change the trend. The next Sunday, as the plate was being passed, he said,
The latest trends in shoes - Pope Benedict presents the new fall collection for pimps in the UK.
And they keep wondering why people say Catholic priests are gay.
A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to
church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and
A terrorist blows himself up and goes up to Heaven where he sees St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and says, “Are you Mohammed?”
St. Peter says. “No, he’s further up.”
He walks u[...]
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