Category Archives: Religion

joke of the day

A terrorist blows himself up and goes up to Heaven where he sees St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and says, “Are you Mohammed?”

St. Peter says. “No, he’s further up.”

He walks up further and sees Jesus. “Are you Mohammed?”

Jesus says, “No, he’s further up…”

Walks on further and sees God with a big beard. “You must be Mohammed!”

“No,” says God, “I’m God, take a seat. Would you like tea?”

The terrorist sits down and says, “Yes, please, I’d love some tea.”

God calls out loudly “Mohammed! Two teas now and make it quick!”

joke of the day

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher
were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead
and preach.
The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed
up, I’d feed him.”
So the minister began his sermon.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally
finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.
The cowboy answered slowly, “Well, I’m not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle
and only one showed up, I sure wouldn’t feed him all the hay.”

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacherwere the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go aheadand preach.The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showedup, I’d feed him.”So the minister began his sermon.One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finallyfinished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.The cowboy answered slowly, “Well, I’m not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattleand only one showed up, I sure wouldn’t feed him all the hay.”