Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal cracking a laugh while filming a promo for their charity match in Switzerland
Nude scoring in a soccer game.
One golfer asked his friend, “Why are you arriving so late for
your tee time?”
His friend replied, “It’s Sunday. I had to toss a coin between
going to church and playing golf.”
“Yes,” continued the friend, “but that still doesn’t tell me
why you are so late.”
“Well,” said the fellow, “it took over twenty-fi ve tosses to
get it right!”
2010 US Open against Dabul
In 2009 against Djokovic
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying
from its regular offi ce supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned
Deacon Brown to ask why.
“I’ll tell you why,” scolded Deacon Brown. “Our church
ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for
visitors to register.”
“Well,” interrupted the dealer, “didn’t you receive them yet?”
“Oh, we received them all right,” replied Deacon Brown.
“However, you sent us some golf pencils…each stamped with
the words, ‘Play Golf Next Sunday.’”