Joke of the day

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A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long
way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got
there, he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.
“My love,” he wrote “we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting
to miss you and there’s really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, young
attractive native girls constantly surround us. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind
I would not tempted?”
So his wife sent him back a harmonica, saying, “Why don’t you learn to play this?”
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. “Darling,” he
said, “I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!’
She kissed him and said, “First, let’s see you play that harmonica.”

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