A distraught young blonde woman suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. In a fit of anger she drives to a local pawn shop and buys a gun.
She shows up at his apartment unexpectedly, slams opens the door, and sure enough he’s naked in the arms of a beautiful redhead.
This angers her, she is furious and can no longer control her emotions. The blonde opens her purse and pulls out the .38 handgun she bought earlier. As she takes aim, grief overcomes here and she points the gun at her own head.
“No, honey, don’t do it!” yells the boyfriend.
“Shut up,” she says. “You’re next.”
Pretend you are surprised by that missing drumstick
Hey, what, it was abandoned already
– Charlie Sheen’s latest prostitutes and drugs adventures turned out to be a publicity stunt. No, not for the Two and a Half Men, but for a radical church that Charlie joined recently. He plans to show the extreme power of religion. The object of his worships has not been established yet.
– Sarah Palin is already preparing her daughter Bristol for when she will have to take over the presidency that Sarah will gain in 2012. The first step in her grueling program of preparation for Office includes finishing college (Sarah, not Bristol). The electorate of extremist Christians who disregard education and professionalism are helping her with the cheat sheets.
– In the same context, radical democrats are working on a treaty to resell Alaska to the Russians.
– Anderson Cooper allegedly called Snooki in order to ask for tanning advice. It seems his lack of tan makes him easy to spot and a sure target in Egypt.
Disclaimer: these news are not intended to inform, but to dis-inform. No fact-check has been done and, as a matter of fact, there could be no facts.
And Alaska vs. Hawaii on Craig Ferguson’s show