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Wacky news

- The new story in the Strauss-Kahn affair is that the maid was actually the IMF chief’s lover for the last couple of months, and promised he was going to help her with the paperwork and visas to move to France and became his family maid. When she saw he actually had no intention of doing this, she decided to search for revenge and came up with the rape story. All the other females complaining about violent treatment from Kahn are actually said to be bitter former lovers.

– The key clause in Ashton Kutcher’s contract for 2 and a half men: not to be forced to wear those hideous bowling shirts Charlie used to wear. Instead, given his sex-appeal, Kutcher is encouraged to wear less, rather than more.

– Larry King, David Letterman and Jude Law are some of the many specialists trying to counsel Arnold and his wife on the whole cheating and baby scandal.

Disclaimer: these news are not intended to inform, but to dis-inform. No fact-check has been done and, as a matter of fact, there could be no facts.